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What were you expeciting?
Why, hello there! I wasn't expecting to find you here, but welcome! I'm Sam, 19, and this is my blog. It's a mess of fandoms but I do hope you enjoy it.
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“You’ll find our hearts not on our sleeves, but in the spines of our books.”
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is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
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DEAN:
Y'know, though we met years ago, sometimes I feel like I hardly know you. You should tell me about your life.
CASTIEL:
That's a long story.
DEAN:
Then just tell me the important parts.
CASTIEL:
On September the eighteenth, 2008, I saved a righteous man from Hell.
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its never not a good time for this video
I really want this to get to 100000 notes
yes
the first time i saw this video was in like 7th grade and it was filmed right by my friends house by these two kids we saw all the time and we had the biggest crushes on them A TRUE STORY FROM ME
I just love the lady in the grocery store that points back
sometimes i sit down and realize that humans are fucking weird and i love it
I’m really fucking conflicted whether to think this is funny as fuck or down right terrifying.
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Plot Twist:
Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
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dean:
hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam:
k
dean:
so...so it's like this all right
dean:
you know how i love pie the best
sam:
*sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean:
yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean:
and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam:
you'd throw a bitch fit
dean:
i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean:
anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean:
but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean:
this really amazing cake
dean:
like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean:
plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean:
and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean:
and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean:
but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean:
i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam:
dean wat
dean:
sam:
what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
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dean:
i might be a little bit gay for cas
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“Shall I play you another, John? Something more lively?”
“No.”
“No? And why is that?”
“Because you’re not real, are you?”
“Ah. No, I’m not.”
“And I’m only dreaming.”
“Yes, John.”
“Then play something slow and soft, all right?”
“Of course.”
“Because I don’t want to wake up. Ever, if I can help it.”
“I’m so sorry, John.”
“I know, Sherlock. I know. Just… just play the damn song, okay?”
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